beauty and the drunk

last night was really fun and funny. so i went over to lady friends place and got to see the place where she dwells. i can totally tell her organizational style originated with being busy and assuming piles would be taken care of by Gnomes. i understand this style because i use it my self, the major difference is mine is a Tomte. (Swedish Gnomes*SEE LINK AT BOTTOM) We had a really good time listening to music from our teenage angst stage. (Cat Power and Perl jam respectively) after asking me how much i listened to Vitalogy and i think i have to say when i was 16-17 it was on the order of 68-70 times a day. i got re acquainted with cat power and just had a good time talking about art and all the crazy topics that might come up when talking about teen years.

during my trek back to my abode i heard a guy i thought was doing the impression of the cellular phone commercial. "HEllo HeloOw." i started doing the walk on and ignore him but his intoxicated state did not allow me to do my normal ignore routine i do with drunks. Don't get me wrong i do not mind being helpful to a drunk, i just don't like the 3 quotes that come out of their mouth.

1. "hey man...dont hate me man...i love you man..." that is annoying as hell and i think i might be that kind of drunk
2. "so i need some more beer and where is the party. you think i can get more beer"
   
3. "comme here you F*#Kin..." and promptly want to fight.
   

this guy did the one "where the heck am i and i drank (insert amount of booze, pills, smoke, push ups i really don't care.) and i could tell there was no way he knew where he was going. he told me where he lived and i walked him to his house while he told me all about how many gallons and pills he had consumed. all in all it was a really fun night it gave me a lot to think about and a lot to ponder.



*http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomte